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0January 2, 2015Surrender

1September 18, 2014Last Night of Wisdom (Includes Funeral Instructions)

1February 9, 2014My Pipe (It’s Shriekin’ [for You, Girl])

2February 1, 2014I Would Seriously Have Sex with Thomas Cromwell Right Now

0January 5, 2013This is one of my greatest poems of all time. It’s called “Humility.”

4September 25, 2011Attention Vancouver Bartenders: Your Customers Crave the Sweet Juices of Mr. Burt Reynolds

2August 27, 2011Ménage à Deux

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