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Holy Shit, You Guys

June 13, 2010

Our Daily Beard has been visited 9,500 times! Unfathomable! What’s wrong with you people?

I understand that this is due almost entirely to anonymous internet perverts’ Google searches for “anal grandmother” and “grandmother anal beads,” but it’s still exciting, and also, it’s not inconceivable that some of those perverts, having recovered from their disappointment, are sticking around to read some poetry or creative nonfiction or my rant about the ridiculous cost of tampons. (You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometime, you’ll find you get what you need.)

I’m going to have to come up with something really obnoxious and/or brilliant to post on the day the odometer turns…

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