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January 17, 2010

“But I am afraid that just as Eve was deceived by the serpent’s cunning, your minds may somehow be led astray from your sincere and pure  devotion to Christ.  And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.  It is not surprising, then, if his servants masquerade as servants of  righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve.”

2 Corinthians 11:13-15

I am SICK of all the WEAK LIBERAL PANSYS WHINING about Pat Robertsons comments on the haiti earthquake.

1st of all the Rev. Robertson has been a RESPECTED and HONOURED Christian minister for DECADE’S. He is an authourity and I’m sure he didnt get his fact’s out of nowhere, he obviously know’s what hes talking about!!! People this is a man whos been on TV for DECADE’S and been supported by THOUSANDS of good Christian folk’s like me and so many others.

Are you an expert in haiti history all of a sudden? Were you there when SATAN was charming the people of that island with his DECEPTFULNESS???

Pats not saying dont help haiti hes saying there is a REASON for everthing and that REASON is the WILL of the LORD.

America is sick to death of being bullyd by liberals and feminist’s with their seculer homosexual GOD-forsaking PROPAGANDA. This country need’s REAL MEN like Rev. Robertson to tell the TRUTH for a change!!! In this world these day’s we need HEROS to rise up against so-called “democratic’ politics and the LEFTIST SLEIGH-OF-HAND TRICKERY of President Barack Obama.

We need to show SOLIDARITY among Christian’s in this hour of RECKONING. THE SECOND COMING IS AT HAND and you and your family need to be GODLY AMERICAN CITIZEN’S to be among the CHOSEN PEOPLE.

The hatian earthquake is terrible but they brought it on THEMSELVES by letting Satan tempt them in their weakness just like Eve in the garden and now it is time for them to TURN TO THE LORD. This is a BLESSING FROM GOD He want’s to give all people a chance to REPENT and follow the LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!!

Open your eye’s people!! The RIGHT is RIGHT!!! Freemason’s are running rampant through the street’s taking over good honest American business’ and evreywhere you look, Jewish People are circulating among us!! And since 2001 America has been fending off TERRORIST ATTACKS. COINCIDENCE?????

This earthquake was devistating but trust me it was NOTHING compared to the WRATH that the LORD will show nonbeleivers when He descend’s from His Throne in Heaven to Anhielate the faithless. HE’LL BE WEILDING FLAMING DAGGERS WHEN HE COMES.

Americans beleive in FAMILY, FREEDOM, and the RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS and we are NOT AFRAID of COMMUNIST PINKO TREEHUGING FAIRYS who want to DESTROY OUR AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE!!!!!!! This is WAR and Pat Robertson is my General! He speak’s for me and every decent real american MAN and WOMAN in this great country!! And if he say’s haiti had a pact with SATAN then guess what—–THEY DID!!


2 Comments leave one →
  1. Michael permalink
    January 18, 2010 8:21 pm

    Ha, you nearly gave yourself away when you used the adjective “homosexual” instead of the more Robertsonesque

    I couldn’t comment directly because I am only one of Jason’s friends. We cross paths regularly on his status updates.

    • Kate permalink*
      January 25, 2010 9:21 am

      Hey, yeah, you’re that guy!

      I should have conducted more research before I composed the rant. I used way too many real words and spelled too many of them properly, considering that the real die-hard Pat enthusiasts must be grade-three dropouts. As far as giving myself away goes, I think “sleigh-of-hand” was a solid giveaway and the “she’ll be comin’ round the mountain” ripoff was another, but I’m always surprised at how determined some people are to take the parody posts seriously…

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