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Statistics Test

December 21, 2009

I just want to see what happens to my blog statistics after I post this highly scientific experiment. This is a test. This is only a test.

GOOGLE FILTHINESS STATISTICS EXPERIMENT

1. OBSERVATION: Three or four people a day come to this blog on purpose; the rest find it accidentally by entering disgusting, usually sexual, search terms into Google.

2. QUESTION: Can I simultaneously manipulate the perverts and dramatically increase my stats for Monday, December 21 by creating a post that consists entirely of vulgar search terms?

3. HYPOTHESIS: Yes, I definitely can. I believe in myself. Let’s do this.

4. EXPERIMENT:

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5. CONCLUSION: Forthcoming.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Sleepless in TO permalink
    December 22, 2009 8:34 pm

    How’s this working out for you?

    • Kate permalink*
      December 23, 2009 7:46 pm

      The only bite I got that day was one person searching for “grandmother anal.” As usual. Damn it!

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