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Cell Phone Dictionary

November 12, 2009

Today I discovered that my Virgin Phone automatically maintains a dictionary of all the words I use in texts. This week just keeps getting better and better! Here are some of the highlights.

  • 4evvvahhh
  • Aaaaaaagh
  • assclown
  • asskicking
  • Assmas
  • Baconing
  • bat-time
  • beeeeeeeeeef
  • brain-eating
  • ca$h
  • calamity-free
  • cartoonishly
  • cockwads
  • Creedence
  • crikey
  • D-spot
  • effing
  • effs
  • ehhxcellent
  • endenimed
  • fanTacitustastic
  • fire-exitless
  • foreplay
  • fuck
  • fucked
  • fucking
  • gaah
  • go-getter
  • granola-ish
  • grody
  • Hamtastic
  • hobgoblins
  • hottt
  • hyperventilating
  • Jay-Z
  • Jillickers
  • kni-i-itting
  • krunk
  • litterbox
  • lordy
  • lunching
  • lupper
  • m.f.ing
  • mauled
  • McBorederson
  • motherfucker
  • motherfuckers
  • mullet
  • mueslix
  • muthafucka
  • oldness
  • one-cat
  • one-way
  • one-woman
  • pahhty
  • peeing
  • perambulations
  • plusses
  • possum
  • post-haste
  • pretzels
  • pussycat
  • re-realizing
  • real-looking
  • ridicullustrations
  • Satanicus
  • scalawag
  • schmooze
  • schnapps
  • Schruting
  • scrumtrelescent
  • semiartistic
  • semicolon
  • shanks
  • shit
  • shitacular
  • shite
  • shitload
  • Shits
  • shittiest
  • shitty
  • sistahhh
  • skank
  • skankiness
  • sleeplessness
  • steaktastic
  • sweetmeat
  • talkytime
  • tea-based
  • teat
  • tequila
  • thinny
  • titties
  • Toastmaster
  • toques
  • toucans
  • touchy-feely
  • unniecely
  • V-Town
  • vittles
  • washroom
  • whiplash
  • whipmaster
  • whore
  • Wunderkind
  • wuss
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One Comment leave one →
  1. November 12, 2009 3:32 pm

    Thank you, Meaghan’s phone, for this wonderful whimsy.

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