NaBloRhiMo

Like everyone else in the world, I am participating in National Blow a Rhinoceros Month.

The rules clearly state that the object is to deliver oral pleasure to at least one rhinoceros per day. And for the first few days, I reached the quota – but it’s getting more difficult. I’ve got a lot going on in my personal life right now, and rhinos aren’t exactly a dime a dozen! Some of them charge way more than that. To top it all off, I’ve been banned for life from the Calgary Zoo, which is a major setback for obvious reasons.

I feel like I’m letting people down. I just wanted to thank everyone for the support and encouragement. I really am trying my hardest, and I’m committed to continuing on with this challenge until the end of the month!

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